Appletards

An example of what life is like to live as an Appletard.

Fri, 05 Aug 2011 12:38:00 -0700

An example of what life is like to live as an Appletard.

Conan slams Apples latest software release: Final Cut Pro X. ...

Fri, 24 Jun 2011 14:59:14 -0700

Conan slams Apples latest software release: Final Cut Pro X. pretty funny.

Teen sells Kidney for iPad2...a little regret ensued.

Thu, 02 Jun 2011 13:01:00 -0700

Teen sells Kidney for iPad2...a little regret ensued.:

This has to be a HOF nomination…wtf?

nuff said

Wed, 25 May 2011 10:35:53 -0700

nuff said

U.S. Mobile Customers Now Prefer Android Phones Over iPhones [STATS]

Tue, 24 May 2011 17:35:36 -0700

U.S. Mobile Customers Now Prefer Android Phones Over iPhones [STATS]:

Google has won another small victory in the long and documented battle between Android and Apple operating systems. For the first time, Android phones are the most coveted smartphones among U.S. mobile consumers, according to a survey Nielsen released Tuesday. In a series of monthly survey…

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!

Fri, 20 May 2011 14:14:40 -0700

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!:

Apple instructs “Geniuses” to deny any plausibility that there could be malware on their computer. OMG! WTf!? #denial

Seriously a-tards..why oh why do you give your bank account and allegiance to this iron fisted company?

Fri, 13 May 2011 14:15:18 -0700

You buy an iMac…hard drive goes bust…(come on, it’s hardware with moveable parts)…you can’t go to your local wal-mart and buy an off the shelf hard drive to replace it. You have to go to the local Temple and buy one of their overpriced proprietary hard drive. Way to go apple! Nice way of gouging your cult. Eh, they won’t notice anyway. They’re mindless drones that spew the lord’s (jobs) word and hope to convert non-cultists to their bank draining ways.

More here: http://www.extremetech.com/article2/0,2845,2385344,00.asp

Yes..AppleTards are quite aptly named

Thu, 12 May 2011 13:24:30 -0700

(I know this is probably old news, but I think it’s worth reposting)

The grip that Jobs has on the minds of his minions is what legends are made of.

On the day the iPad 2 was to be released, this college girl sells her space in line (1st mind you) for a killer $900!! She did stand there for 2 days though…night and day in the street. So it makes you wonder, is it really worth it? $450/day just for standing and admiring the “beauty” of NYC (quoted from the video).

And then you have to compare… is paying $900 to be the first one to buy technological “magic” (threw up in my mouth there a bit) or taking the $900 proceeds and buying Lady Gaga tickets? I’m not sure which is more insane/inane…you be the judge.

http://mashable.com/2011/03/11/ipad-2-line-900/

I HATE MAC (by zeekemx)

Wed, 04 May 2011 13:11:00 -0700

I HATE MAC (by zeekemx)

An Apple Technician in Military BootCamp

Fri, 29 Apr 2011 14:17:56 -0700

One of Apple’s finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets. He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target.

The technician looked at his rifle, and then at the target. He looked at the rifle again, and then at the target again. He put his finger over the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the trigger with his other hand. The end of his finger was blown off, whereupon he yelled toward the target area, “It’s leaving here just fine, the trouble must be at your end!”

Apple introduces the “iDea” Look we know...

Fri, 22 Apr 2011 10:14:00 -0700

Apple introduces the “iDea”

Look we know you’re gonna buy one.

Better than ever!

Wed, 20 Apr 2011 10:34:00 -0700

Better than ever!

The true meaning of APPLETARDS.

Tue, 19 Apr 2011 15:25:54 -0700

The true meaning of APPLETARDS.

I’m going to need a helmet with that bad boy.

Tue, 19 Apr 2011 10:40:35 -0700

I’m going to need a helmet with that bad boy.

I think I’ll have to order one.

Mon, 18 Apr 2011 13:16:13 -0700

I think I’ll have to order one.

I think I should point him to this site.

Sat, 16 Apr 2011 08:20:29 -0700

I think I should point him to this site.

phuk you apple!

Fri, 15 Apr 2011 15:57:19 -0700

phuk you apple!

What does the i stand for in all of God Jobs' products?

Fri, 15 Apr 2011 15:31:01 -0700

IDIOT! That’s what!

idiotPOD

idiotTOUCH

idiotMac

idiotTunes

and the last but not least… idiotLife (because you are one if you buy into Apple’s cult)

"Twittering on your iPhone while drinking a PBR in your skinny leg jeans is the hipster idiocy..."

Fri, 15 Apr 2011 15:22:31 -0700

“Twittering on your iPhone while drinking a PBR in your skinny leg jeans is the hipster idiocy trifecta.”

- http://www.grumpynerd.com/?p=110

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Wed, 13 Apr 2011 14:59:00 -0700